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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Kane is in the building, nigga
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Now tell me how you love
it You know you at the top
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When only heaven's
right above it, we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that Slumdog
Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends never
hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all the
girls is down to roll
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I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin' So this
shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go
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(MEN SHOUTING)
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(LAUGHS) Oh, sorry.
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Ah, you gotta look it in.
You gotta look it in.
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-(LAUGHS)
-(CHUCKLES)
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Let me see it again.
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All right, go deep. I got
a cannon like Rodgers.
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(WOMAN GASPS)
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SPENCER: Nice hands! (LAUGHS)
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Spike it.
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All right, well, it's nice to see
you lightening up for a change.
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Ah, I'm in a sunshine
state of mind.
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Mmm-hmm. I can see that.
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It's probably because you finally
got that MRI like I asked you to.
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I did. Feels great. Passed
with flying colors.
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So now you can stop obsessing
over Vernon and Ricky
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and, gee, I don't know,
possibly having brain damage.
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Oh, I know. No more obsessions.
No.
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It's a big step for you.
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It's a huge step.
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In a forward direction.
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Like a triple jump. I
feel like a new guy.
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It's incredible.
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You didn't get the MRI, did you?
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Nah, I might not have.
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Hey, if you don't give
a shit, why should I?
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I give a shit. I'm gonna
reschedule today.
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TRACY: Well, don't do
me any favors, okay?
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If you want to keep using everyone
else's problems to avoid your own,
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go ahead.
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I'm just gonna sit here
and read this magazine
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while you lose your damn mind.
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I'm gonna get the MRI.
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God damn, right in the
back of the fucking head.
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You don't throw a goddamn ball at
somebody who has their back turned.
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Fuck!
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Way to keep it light, Strasmore.
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- I'll get it.
- TRACY: Good idea.
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I'll get it.
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It's on me.
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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOORBELL DINGS)
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Oh!
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Damn, nigga, you look like shit.
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- I do?
- Mmm-hmm.
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This is where you really
want to be, Charles?
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I always want to kick
it at the Funhouse.
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Y'all just never let me partake.
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Yeah, out of respect for
that ring on your finger.
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Get in here, man. Come on.
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I'll give you a tour. Come on.
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-(WOMAN GIGGLES)
- Here's the game room.
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Full bar. Comes with the ladies.
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Arcade.
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Hey, what's up, guys?
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Okay.
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Whoa! Damn, man.
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- Yup, yup- - Nice pool.
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- Well, this is the love pond.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, man. Warm, too.
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Must have busted about a
thousand nuts in this bitch.
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Ah!
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Now this is the freak room.
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- Huh?
- Mmm.
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If you feel like you
wanna make love
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- I'll bet that's good for your back.
- It's therapeutic.
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This is my favorite spot
in the entire house.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ain't a home till
you got that foam.
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(LAUGHS)
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WOMAN: (ONTV) Hey,
how's it going?
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Good. Any emails today?
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And this is the home theater.
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(SNICKERS)
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That's Stoops and that's TTD.
They look after the place.
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- Hey, what's up, fellas?
- Have you seen the movie Her?
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- No.
- Dude is in a sexual relationship
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with his operating system.
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(LAUGHS) That shit
is imaginative.
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Check that out sometime.
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So you say Bella don't know
about this place, huh?
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One of the only secrets I've
ever been able to keep from her.
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Well, that and mixing it
up with Alonzo's mom.
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Hell, I didn't even
know about that.
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Really appreciate you having me, man.
I was getting lonely at the hotel.
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I got you. You trying to
blow your shit up, Charles?
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(SIGHS) I don't know, man.
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It's like the walls were closing
in at home. I couldn't breathe.
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Julie tripping 'cause
she ain't pregnant yet.
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I feel shitty for
giving out your number.
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For real, man. I mean, you got a
special thing with your wife.
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A thing I'm far too selfish and
immature to have for myself.
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You need to go home. The Funhouse is
no place for a married man, Charles.
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You know what?
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What if I want to be selfish
and immature for a change?
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You think about that?
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I don't know, man.
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Mmm, Ricky Jerret on TV again.
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Reliable sources have reported
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that a fight between Miami Dolphins' wide
receiver Ricky Jerret and Alonzo Cooley
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may have been ignited by
Jerret's relationship
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with his teammate's
family member.
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Who would have saw this coming?
Ricky Jerret in trouble again.
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Think I should lose the beard?
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I think you should call Mr.
Siefert.
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That man took a chance on you.
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Both me and Spence vouched.
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Man, that's all
tabloid bullshit.
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Me and Larry, we cool, all right?
Cat loves me.
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- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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-(PHONE RINGING)
- Shit, this is him right now.
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Loves me. Hello, Mr.
Siefert, how are you?
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Twenty minutes, I'll...
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Hello? Hello?
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Shit, I gotta bounce.
Enjoy yourself.
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(SEAGULLS SCREECHING)
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Five minutes early, Mr. Siefert.
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Punctuality is your
strong suit, Ricky.
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- Keeping it in your pants is not.
-(LAUGHS)
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The organization is not so amused.
You should have come clean.
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- I didn't want to drag you into it.
- Sleeping with your teammate's mother.
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Scandalous business.
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I know it and I'm ashamed.
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Bullshit. A man like
you has no shame.
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You're an entertainer.
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But do you see me wearing
tails and a top hat?
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No, sir.
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'Cause this isn't the circus
and I'm not a ringleader.
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I didn't sign you to
create a sideshow, Ricky,
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become Miami's Ocho or TO.
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Alonzo's mom is already talking to
TMZ and PR's not about to touch it.
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So you better go out there
and kiss some babies.
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Yes, sir.
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Just do me a favor and don't
have sex with their mothers.
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I thought I was pretty clear on the
phone explaining the situation
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but I guess not, so
what's up, fellas?
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Everything is everything.
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Wow, that's heavy, man.
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(SPENCER LAUGHS)
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So you called this meeting at
my house at 10:00 at night
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to tell us that
everything is everything?
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It's a nice-ass house, Spence.
It's cozy.
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- Thank you, Vern.
- You welcome.
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REGGIE: I came here
for some clarity.
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You said Miss Angela Lee
took the photos of Vernon.
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And photos of you.
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SPENCER: Yeah, there's
a great shot of you
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just blowing a huge rail of
coke right off a pair of tits.
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Which I guess makes
it hard to see
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that someone's pointing a
fucking camera at you.
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You can't because
your head's down
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and there's areolas and
it fucks up your periph.
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Yeah, yeah, you have a
fucking blind spot.
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Like a Hyundai that
is fueled by cocaine.
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Do you have any idea why?
Why Angie would do this?
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Give it a shot for a second. Why do
you think? Maybe the fucking money?
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There's that.
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But word on the street
is, you know Angela.
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What street is that, Reg?
Stupid Street?
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You a real funny
motherfucker, ain't you?
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- It just comes to you.
- Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait, you
saying you know Angela?
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No, Vernon, they're
acquaintances, that's all.
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- That's fucked up.
- SPENCER: Vernon, listen.
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Just because I know her, it has nothing
to do with her coming after you.
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- Are you sure about that?
- I'm positive.
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I gathered us all here to make sure
everybody's on the same level.
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You better be straight
up with us from now on
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or we might have
to make a change.
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The fact that I know
Angie doesn't mean shit.
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You're the one doing coke. Don't try
and pin this bullshit on me, Reg.
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Why not? You said Jason
handles the contracts.
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Joe handles the money, and you
handle everything else in between.
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Now, I'm no Dr. Phil, but
this kind of feels like
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an everything-else situation.
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- So you best handle it, bro.
- We're handling it, bro, okay?
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He's gonna go see
Maximo tomorrow
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and he's gonna get
the number down.
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Good.
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Do your thing and let us know how it goes.
And, Spence, no more keeping shit from me.
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- I'll call you tomorrow, Vern.
- VERNON: Come on, man.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Everything is everything.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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- Hey.
- SPENCER: Hey. Good morning.
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Just wanted you to know that
I rescheduled my CT exam
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the day after tomorrow,
first thing, 8:00 a.m.
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- Glad to hear that.
- SPENCER: Trace, I'm really sorry.
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I've gotten so damn
used to lying to myself
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that doing it to others
has become a habit.
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- Well, you know, I hate being a nag.
- SPENCER: I'm glad you got after me.
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A boot in my ass from you
is exactly what I need.
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Just remember, I'm not a
life coach, Spencer, okay?
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- You've got to pull it together.
- SPENCER: I will.
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I'm just really worried that all the
hits I shelled out over the years
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has knocked something
loose upstairs.
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All the headaches, the
nightmares that I have,
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the little outbursts...
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The truth is, this whole thing
really scares the shit out of me.
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(SIGHS)
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Too much information?
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(PHONE BUZZING)
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Hello, Trace.
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I'm literally right next
to a fucking cell tower.
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You would think I
could hold a signal.
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Oh, did you hear Ricky's
MILF is talking to TMZ?
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(SIGHS) No. What's up?
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TRACY: She is spilling it all.
Says he likes to be spanked
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'cause he's such a bad boy.
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Come on. This shit's ridiculous.
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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You know what, that's him on the
other line. Let me call you back.
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Let me know if there's anything I can do.
Outside of paddling Ricky's ass.
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Oh, that's me.
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Hey, Rick.
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I do not like to be
spanked, Spence.
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SPENCER: I know.
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I never had a woman spank me other than
my mother and I deserved that shit.
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Okay, I want you to calm down.
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Kara's just trying to soak
up her 15 minutes of fame.
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00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,550
See, now I got Siefert and
Bella up my ass, man.
241
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,434
And you got Kara whaling on it.
242
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:53,999
RICKY: This is no
time for jokes, dude.
243
00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,071
The whole fucking
world is crumbling.
244
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,273
I want you to calm down, okay?
You're gonna be fine.
245
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,318
I know exactly the man
to call for this.
246
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,676
Yeah? What, you gonna call Mr.
Ross?
247
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:04,989
SPENCER: I got another idea.
248
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,991
In the meantime, I
want you to go home,
249
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,833
put on your Kevlar vest just
in case Bella's around,
250
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,513
and don't talk to anybody.
251
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,079
Just try and relax, you hear me?
252
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,354
- All good?
-(EXHALES)
253
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,758
All right. All right. All good.
254
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,995
All right.
255
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,960
I'll talk to you later, Spanky.
256
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,999
-(CROWD CHEERING)
- ANNOUNCER: Around the final turn
257
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,151
they come, Father's Moustache
tiring, followed by...
258
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,958
- Come on!
- Go, Machete Charge!
259
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,593
ANNOUNCER: ...and
Machete Charge!
260
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,112
Stretch, baby! Stretch it!
261
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,920
Run, you four-legged fuck!
Do your job!
262
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,669
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
263
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,274
(CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING)
264
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,590
ANNOUNCER: Machete Charge!
265
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,715
Oh! What?
266
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,473
- Tha'['S my pQny, - Wow!
267
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:46,793
Max, I gotta say, man, you are
way more fun outside the office.
268
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,240
This place is fucking amazing.
269
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,232
I can't believe you've never
even been to the track.
270
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,993
Yeah, no, I know, I know.
I can't either.
271
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,196
Somehow gambling didn't make
it onto my list of vices.
272
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,600
I come for the sheer beauty
273
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,593
of watching these beautiful
creatures just run on the track.
274
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,393
Here are your mojitos, Maximo.
275
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,629
Thank you, Amanda.
276
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,918
You are looking stunning today.
277
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,229
Thanks.
278
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,189
Thanks.
279
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,716
Plus I've been trying to
have sex with that waitress
280
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,757
for nearly a year now.
I'm so close.
281
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,434
Just give her an internship.
Yeah, it works every time.
282
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,679
You're much better
company than Spencer.
283
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,916
That dude needs some
anger management skills.
284
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,560
Well, to be honest, Max, he's
got a right to be pissed.
285
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,593
I mean, unless you have a picture
of Vernon eating a baby,
286
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,512
half a million's a
ridiculous ask.
287
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,398
Come on, Joe. Vernon
and his entire crew,
288
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,079
they make it rain
wherever they go.
289
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,595
All they gotta do is send some
of that green weather our way.
290
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,159
Vern's neck-deep in debt
291
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,510
and his first contract's
already paid out.
292
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:45,439
Well, I guess Angela's just gonna
have to sell the pictures elsewhere.
293
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,590
Hmm.
294
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,351
Max, you sure you want to be
known as an ambulance chaser?
295
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,590
Is that the kind of rep
you're trying to build?
296
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,677
Well, like you've never
cooked the books?
297
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,111
Don't get high and mighty.
We're bonding here.
298
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,316
All right, okay. You're right.
You're right.
299
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,309
But if she wants the money fast,
she's gotta bring the price down.
300
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,073
- What could Vernon afford?
-50 grand.
301
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,151
Why don't you shit in my shrimp
cocktail while you're at it?
302
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,435
You're gonna have to
do better than that.
303
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,751
- Seventy-five.
- Three hundred.
304
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,758
- One hundred.
- One-fifty.
305
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,757
Two...
306
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,791
Wait. Just like that, 150?
307
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,512
- That was easy.
- I'll bring the offer to my client.
308
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,319
In the meantime, how about we order
another round and double-fist this baby?
309
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,993
- Let's get three.
- Let's do it.
310
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,309
BOTH: Amanda!
311
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,390
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
312
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,155
-(GRUNTING)
- MAN: Come on. Come on.
313
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,070
That's 10.
314
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,833
- Fucking A, man.
- SPENCER: Yeah. Thank you, T.
315
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,674
Spencer, you kidding me, man?
316
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,989
Cut a deal with Father
Time or something?
317
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,639
I knew I'd find you here.
318
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,313
Hey, by the way,
real quick, my bad.
319
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,993
I didn't show up to your big
shindig the other night.
320
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,718
- You didn't miss a thing.
- That's not what I hear.
321
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,590
- Ah, man, I got something for you, though.
- What do you got?
322
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,918
Are you interested
in an exclusive?
323
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,710
Always. On you?
324
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,189
No, no, no. I got
something way more juicy.
325
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,078
What could possibly be juicy...
326
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,795
Come on, man, you're not
actually gonna try and sell me
327
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,518
Ricky the motherfucker, are you?
328
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,795
Ricky the football player, Jay.
329
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,678
Ricky the motherfucking
football player.
330
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,671
Come on, Spence. Why would
I possibly do this?
331
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,274
Why? Because if there's a man alive
to tell the real story, it's you.
332
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,558
Listen, Ricky's made some
mistakes, but he has heart.
333
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,313
Okay? And plus, I've got
some inside shit for you
334
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,392
that's gonna make this a must-see.
I'm out here to raise your ratings.
335
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,676
Yeah, thank you, Mr. Nielsen.
I appreciate it.
336
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,474
If I do this, no publicist,
337
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,200
no PR guys, he doesn't get
lawyered up, nothing of that.
338
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,395
I want the real Ricky.
339
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,879
His career's on the line
340
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,713
and the only card that he has
left to play is the truth.
341
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,995
And you're gonna get the truth.
342
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,953
- You got it. Done.
- My man.
343
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,633
Hey, what's happening with
Littlefield's contract?
344
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,119
One exclusive at a time, Jay.
345
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,032
- Don't hold me back. Come on.
- Can't give you everything.
346
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,838
Okay, listen, the moment that
comes in, you got the story.
347
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,309
Holding you to that. And right now
I need a little work in the gym.
348
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,879
What do you say, a couple
rounds with me? You good?
349
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,314
You ain't ready for
Spencie again.
350
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,879
I'm a little 5'7" Jewish guy.
351
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,394
- Come on, let's go.
- All right, all right.
352
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,436
Glove him up. Let's go.
353
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,510
Fuck.
354
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,756
THERESA: Only two
texts in two days.
355
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,558
He just needs to get
his head straight.
356
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,871
I don't want him coming back home still
thinking there's something better out there.
357
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,474
Letting him leave was the worst
thing you could've done.
358
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,914
Ball players don't need freedom.
359
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,230
They need structure, discipline.
360
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,076
You need to have
theyjunk in your hand
361
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,754
ready to squeeze like you about
to open up a lemonade stand
362
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,319
and they nuts
providing the juice.
363
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,518
(LAUGHS) Charles
isn't like that.
364
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,239
All those years on the road,
365
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,197
all those groupies
and temptation,
366
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,998
he never stepped out on me.
367
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,912
- You sure about that?
- Trust me.
368
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,829
He is on Spencer's couch right now
crying about how much he misses me,
369
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,036
hoping I'll let his
ass come home.
370
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,590
(BONG BUBBLING)
371
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,353
WOMAN: (ON TV) Hey, I'm curious.
372
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,637
Did you and Amy ever go out?
373
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,989
(couemwe)
374
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,673
You see, in trying to
teach her how to love...
375
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,473
Why, are you jealous?
376
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,830
...Theo learns about
his own self.
377
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,877
How to forgive and move on.
378
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,879
How to heal.
379
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,433
That shit's complex.
380
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,150
(BUBBLING)
381
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,555
And don't even get me
started on ScarJo.
382
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,634
That is one talented lady.
383
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,711
Bitch should have
been nominated.
384
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,475
Yo.
385
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,393
You hit too much of this Loud?
386
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,313
Dude, if you ain't careful,
this Loud shit can be crazy.
387
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,272
I think my shoes are wet.
388
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,150
Mo LAUGHS)
389
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,470
Your shoes wet?
390
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,393
Dude, we gotta get you some air.
391
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,916
- Man, let's get you some air.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
392
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,319
My shoes are wet! (LAUGHING)
393
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,959
We gotta get you some air.
394
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,394
Come on. Let's go.
395
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,794
JASON: That's disgusting.
396
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,678
All right, gentlemen, time's up.
397
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,989
Where's your boy?
398
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,918
Uh, let me go get him.
399
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,673
He's putting on his game face.
He's ready to roll.
400
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,838
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Rick, you all right in there?
401
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,672
RICKY: I ain't doing it! Nope!
402
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,517
(CLEARS THROAT) We already discussed this.
Can't wait another day.
403
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,999
You know what? I
changed my mind.
404
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,838
I ain't doing this Oprah shit.
405
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,038
- No fucking way. I'm gonna get crushed.
- Calm down. Listen. Look at me.
406
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,077
You're already getting
fucking crushed.
407
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,958
We gotta do this, brother.
We gotta do it.
408
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,475
No, no, no. No fucking...
I can't do it, man.
409
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,517
Fuck, Miami can cut me. I'm
gonna go work for Charles, man.
410
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,591
- No. No. No.
- Okay, all right.
411
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,111
- No, no. Sit the fuck down.
- No, no, I can't. No!
412
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,316
- Sit the fuck down.
- Wait, wait, wait.
413
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,277
- Fuck this. Fuck this.
- No, no, no. Sit the fuck down.
414
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,475
Sit the fuck down.
415
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,034
Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
416
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,191
First, I burn a personal
favor with Siefert
417
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,714
to bring you in to
play for the Dolphins
418
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,677
because you knocked out
some asshole in the club.
419
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,196
Now I got Jay Glazer out here,
who's ready to do a live exclusive
420
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,550
to repair the damage that you've
already done to your image
421
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,711
after you decided to nail
your teammate's mom.
422
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,711
- No. That was an accident. You know that.
- No, no, no.
423
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,076
But it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
424
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,310
I'm breaking my fucking
back for you, Rick.
425
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,194
- This has to happen.
- I'm scared.
426
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,234
What are you scared of?
427
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,549
The end.
428
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,514
You know the end.
429
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,318
Okay. Okay.
430
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,350
(SIGHS)
431
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,355
This ain't the end.
432
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,717
And this interview isn't just
about saving your career.
433
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,995
I'm pissed that the world doesn't
know who the real Ricky Jerret is.
434
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,436
The one who eats
huevos rancheros
435
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,676
at El Pub four days a week.
436
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,952
The one who takes his mom
to church on Sundays.
437
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,352
The one who put a complete
stranger through college.
438
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,399
The Ricky Jerret who read every
single Harry Potter book.
439
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,590
- They're underrated.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
440
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,399
- They are.
- They're under-fucking-rated, okay?
441
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,637
The guy who cracks
me up all the time.
442
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,039
Why? Because he is who
he is at all times.
443
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,599
No bullshit.
444
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,113
No fucking filter.
445
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,517
Just Ricky Jerret.
446
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,199
I want you to go out
there, own that shit,
447
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,999
show the world who the
real Ricky Jerret is.
448
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,636
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
449
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,152
(CHARLES SINGING ALONG)
450
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,155
Security called.
451
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,193
Your wife blew through the front gate.
She's coming in the house.
452
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,270
What?
453
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,630
(TIRES SQUEAL)
454
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,069
(TIRES SCREECH)
455
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,550
(JULIE CALLING OUT)
456
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,278
Gotta get the fuck
up out of here.
457
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,749
JULIE: Charles!
458
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,634
I know your ass is here.
459
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,035
Charles!
460
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,709
Charles!
461
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,109
Charles!
462
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,995
Charles!
463
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,113
What the fuck are you doing?
464
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,709
Hey-
465
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,553
I'm sorry, baby.
466
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,193
I just want to come home.
This ain't me.
467
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,630
I swear to God, I don't even
know who you are anymore.
468
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,869
Neither do I.
469
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,839
They got some people in
there smoking weed all day.
470
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,389
- Weed?
- They got this nasty freak room.
471
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,630
- Girls playing with themselves and...
- What?
472
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,473
Yeah. I just want
to come home, baby.
473
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,999
Can I come home, please?
474
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,434
This nasty.
475
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,200
- Please?
- Yes. Baby, come on.
476
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,437
- Yeah?
- JULIE: Yes. Come down.
477
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,749
- Yeah?
- JULIE: Come to Mama, baby.
478
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,513
I'll take care of you, baby.
Come on.
479
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,989
Oh, baby, I love you. Mmm.
480
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,434
Mmm, I love you.
481
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,271
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
482
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,272
Damn right your ass is sorry.
483
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,000
It's about time you get
back to who you really are.
484
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,199
Oh, my God!
485
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,559
I'm in the love pond.
486
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,429
Oh, shit! Oh, it
got in my mouth.
487
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,033
JAY: All right, Ricky, we have a new
season. With that, you have a new team.
488
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,470
Just finished up OTAs, so
it's really the first time
489
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,552
you've had a chance to fully
be with your new teammates.
490
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,473
- How'd you fit in?
- Like a glove, man.
491
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,519
It's beautiful out there.
A lot of love.
492
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,313
- All good, man.
- A lot of love?
493
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,993
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
494
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,957
Okay, if it's all love,
I'm gonna ask you this...
495
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,077
Excuse me, Jay, but I need to
get something off my chest.
496
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,039
- The floor is yours.
- Thank you, sir.
497
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,634
If we had snipers on the roof, now
would be a good time to take the shot.
498
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,791
I want to sincerely
apologize for the trouble
499
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:49,670
this very brief encounter with,
uh, Miss Cooley caused the fans.
500
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,794
I want to apologize to Mr.
Ross, the entire organization,
501
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,676
you know, uh, my teammates,
and most importantly Alonzo.
502
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,912
I had no idea she was...
503
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,273
- You know, they were family.
- Ah, ah.
504
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,154
- I'm gonna stop you right there.
- Okay.
505
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,594
You've been in this league
long enough to know
506
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,872
that there's only a couple of things that are
truly taboo inside a locker room, right?
507
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,473
- Yeah.
- Okay, that one right there,
508
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,193
that one tops the list.
509
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,510
Well, yeah, I...
Listen, I love my mom,
510
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,920
I love my moms.
511
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,196
And if I ever found myself
in Alonzo's position,
512
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,793
I'd have a big problem
with it, too.
513
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,029
(LAUGHS) Believe me.
514
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,954
But Alonzo, to his
credit, he stood up.
515
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,519
So Alonzo had to step up?
516
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,830
Approached me like a man and
we were able to work it out.
517
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,558
We worked it out like grown-ups.
518
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,149
How are you guys now?
519
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,914
Outstanding. Great.
520
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,190
Brothers-in-arms, man.
521
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,351
You tried to buy
Alonzo's number,
522
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,431
the number 18, from him, right?
Why?
523
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,679
Well, you know, I wore it in high school
and that was my number in college as well.
524
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,274
JAY: Nobody offers
somebody $40,000
525
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,351
just for a number that you wore
in high school and college.
526
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,954
- What's the story?
- I don't know. It's just a number.
527
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,873
That's more than most people make
in a year in this country, right?
528
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,439
What does that
number mean to you?
529
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,953
- You want to cut to the chase?
- It is the only reason I am here.
530
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,439
Well, let's cut to
the chase, Jay.
531
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,272
All right, well, this ain't
about the number 18.
532
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,794
This about the number 81.
533
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,192
Number 81? How are we on 81?
534
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,959
My father played pro ball.
535
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,120
- He did for about nine years.
- Wait, wait, wait.
536
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,472
All this time you've
played, we've covered you,
537
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,552
this is the first time we're ever hearing
you had a dad who played in the league?
538
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,870
He took off on me and my
mom before I was born.
539
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,678
Doesn't make me a
special case, though.
540
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,599
Most guys I know, shoot, they
come from single-parent homes.
541
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,276
But I used to watch him
every Sunday on TV.
542
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,273
And emulate his style, I
wanted to be like my father.
543
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,038
Until I got old enough to understand
what he had done, and then I got angry.
544
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,157
Have you ever tried
to reach out to him?
545
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,435
Reach out?
546
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,672
(SCOFFS) Did many a times.
547
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,036
He never once accepted a call,
548
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,157
a letter, an email.
549
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,509
Nothing.
550
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,637
(SCOFFS) He chose
not to know me.
551
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,757
He chose not to know me
when I won a state title.
552
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,831
He chose not to know me when
I won a national title.
553
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,389
He chose not to know
me when I got drafted.
554
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,591
He wanted nothing to do
with me after all of that.
555
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,637
He wanted nothing to do with me.
556
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,675
So this number...
557
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,355
You see it?
558
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,915
This number.
559
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,119
This number represents the man
I am on and off the field.
560
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,670
My dad wore 81.
561
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,910
So I took the number
18 to flip the script.
562
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,237
I swore a long time ago
563
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,954
I'd never take the field wearing a
jersey that didn't say anything
564
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,078
but, "Fuck you, Dad",
on the front and back.
565
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,040
We are nothing alike.
566
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,357
Ricky motherfucking Jerret.
567
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,313
JAY: You good? RICKY: I'm great.
568
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,710
- Was I fair?
- You were and I killed it, so you...
569
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,119
You guys know about the dad?
570
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,833
That I wasn't expecting.
571
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,399
Outstanding. You looked
like a movie star.
572
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,551
- So proud of you.
- Just me being me, baby.
573
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,711
Up next, Live with Kelly and Ricky.
Come on.
574
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,359
Watch your back,
Michael Strahan.
575
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,317
I wouldn't go that far.
Let's slow it down.
576
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,311
JASON: I'm gonna call Siefert
and tell him to set his DVR.
577
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,074
- So proud of you.
- RICKY: Thank you. Good idea. Do that.
578
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,435
Bella.
579
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,599
Bella. Bella!
580
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,869
Bella!
581
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,469
Bella. Bella. Bella, it's
gonna be different now.
582
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,353
- It's gonna be different now.
- I'm happy for you, Ricky. I really am.
583
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,875
You apologized to everyone
but me, and now I gotta go.
584
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,394
But are you...
585
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,710
I promise it's gonna
be different now.
586
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,677
- I gotta go. I gotta go.
- Babe, don't do that.
587
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,159
- I gotta go.
-(TIRES SQUEAL)
588
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,995
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-(TIRES SQUEAL)
589
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,070
Shit!
590
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,119
Yeah, I'm not gonna
fit in this thing.
591
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,113
Just relax, Mr. Strasmore.
592
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,758
I was sparring with Jay
Glazer the other day
593
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,958
and he punched me in the head
hard at least five or ten times.
594
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,077
That's probably gonna impact
the result of this thing.
595
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,476
- We should reschedule.
- It won't. Just lie down.
596
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,994
Think about nice things.
597
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,870
It'll all be over soon.
598
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,031
What the fuck kind of thing
is that to say to somebody?
599
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,394
I mean the test.
600
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,879
It's funny you
mentioned Jay Glazer.
601
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,758
You see the interview with
Ricky Jerret yesterday?
602
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,031
Whew. God damn.
603
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,110
Was it that bad?
604
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,520
TECHNICIAN: It was that good.
605
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,671
That brother's some
boulders on him.
606
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,599
I love that motherfucker.
(CHUCKLES)
607
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,597
(SIGHS) Well,
what's not to love?
608
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,315
(EXHALES)
609
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,790
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)